A Book about Blokes – Post meant for Ladies only :)

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‘The Big Book of Bloke Jokes’ by Louise Johnson 🙂 Sounds interesting right? S presented me with this book yesterday. Really nice of him for allowing me to read a book full of sexist jokes…on men!!! Some of the quippets are really funny…

“…..Why are blokes like Mascara?

They usually run at the first sign of emotion! 

What do blokes consider house cleaning?

Lifting their feet so you can vacuum under them

What’s the best way to get a bloke to do something?

Suggest he’s too old for it….” 😀

This is just a glimpse of some of the one-liners, which are so very true. I haven’t finished the book yet but will do…very soon…

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